Here's another for you all to laugh about!

[hawky94]

It's brilliant!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Feck off! I nicked 20 quid from me dads wallet as well!

Yeah, £3 was hardly going to buy much!

 

[Capt Frogman]

You bad bad bad bad bad man!

You know me!

 

[The Highway Man]

I sure do sugar plums.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Cheers sweet cheeks!

 

[The Highway Man]

A man found a bottle in his garden, picked it up and cleaned it, when out of the bottle jumped a Genie. The Genie said, ''I grant you one wish, what will it be''. The man said, ''I have relatives in the USA, could you build a bridge to America so I can drive to see them''. The Genie says "Do you realise the enormous job that would be, millions of tons of concrete, railings, etc etc, sorry, too bigger job, think of something else''. The man said, ''Find me the perfect woman then'', the Genie replied, ''How soon do you want this bridge''.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'm ginger and I got asked for sex today....

I love filling in application forms.

 

[hawky94]

I decided to show my kids how to make a burger from scratch.

They burst into tears and refused to eat.

I don't know what the fuss is about, it was a stupid name for a cat.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Kids are a great way of meeting women.

It's fantastic. I've got my daughter a cute, little pink top that says, 'My mummy's dead'.

 

[The Highway Man]

You bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad man!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

That's quite mild compared with what I could post! :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

I know, that's what worries me!!! :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Good job I'm anonymous huh? :lol:

Just testing the boundaries! :angel:

 

[The Highway Man]

Just as well I know who you are.

 

[Capt Frogman]

You wouldn't grass up a brother...would you?

Right?

 

[The Highway Man]

Your secret's safe with me. Us Brits stick together.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Secrets? There's more than one? :lol:

 

[The Highway Man]

You know there is.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I'll never forget the anniversary of when I first met my wife.

She won't f**king let me.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I hear HMP Holloway womens football team have got a new proven penalty taker...