*corrupt a wish*

[Fox]

Jesus, dude, you still remembers her. Nope, they won't because you still remembers her.

I wish TOG shouldn't remember Carmen Sandiego, so that she can come to my bed. :angel:

 

[The Other Guy]

Tim Allen comes to your bed instead.

I wish for $150 dollars so I can go Christmas shopping

 

[Fox]

You gets $1.50.

I wish I could be a bank teller.

 

[The Other Guy]

You get told what to do by the bank (PUN!)

I wish my family had another car

 

[Fox]

They did, but they got 1923 Model T Ford.

I wish TOG would get the fancy cars.

 

[The Other Guy]

He doesn't get the fancy cars disease, where you have the urge to steal expensive automotives.

I wish fox had a million posts.

 

[pixiedustboo]

He may get a million posts, but then he wakes up from his dream...or yours. Weirdo.



I wish someone would come paint my toe nails, pretty please.

 

[The Other Guy]

someone paints them... with cement.

I wish for 59 million dollars

 

[Fox]

You gets 59 dollars.

I wish I would get a M1 Garand for Christmas.

 

[Wolf]

You do, but sadly, it's only plastic.

I wish it was a little colder outside.

 

[Team Infidel]

you get your wish, and it will never get warm

i wish my phone would work

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

it works but it wont stop ringing....

I wish i didnt have to work today

 

[The Other Guy]

you have to work today, tomorrow, and every day for the rest of your life.

I wish for enlightenment

 

[FutureMedic]

God enlights you by making you PT (not too bad i guess)

I wish for more fish...(ice fishing)

 

[The Other Guy]

you freeze in place until next year.

I wish for a candy bar.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

it melts before you can eat it...

I wish it wasnt so muddy.

 

[The Other Guy]

it is

I wish someone else was on...

 

[Sevens]

No one will ever be on when you're here ever again.


I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[Fox]

Unfortunately, you have to.

I wish Sevens would be a happy person.

 

[Sevens]

*Insert hysterical laughter here* That will never happen.


I wish my cat would stay off my bed!!!!!