corrupt a wish

Fox · Dec 7, 2007

She's jumping on your roof.

I wish I would be in the heavy metal band.

CrazyLilCajun · Dec 7, 2007

they reject you because your hairs not the right color...

I wish my brother would go home...then it'd be quiet around here lol

Fox · Dec 8, 2007

He moved into your house forever.

I wish because I said.

The Other Guy · Dec 8, 2007

you never say again.

I wish It was snowing instead of freezing rain

CrazyLilCajun · Dec 8, 2007

it snows but you get snowed in...

I wish the skeeters would go away

The Other Guy · Dec 8, 2007

they don't, and you become one.

I wish for snow

CrazyLilCajun · Dec 9, 2007

your wish is canceled

I wish i was done with school

The Other Guy · Dec 9, 2007

the powers that be eliminate summer break.

I wish the powers that be were different.

CrazyLilCajun · Dec 9, 2007

they stay the same.

I wish it was cold here again...

The Other Guy · Dec 9, 2007

it gets so cold your eyeballs freeze

i wish I had more time

Sevens · Dec 10, 2007

You die tonight.

I wish humanity wasn't so ridiculously stupid.

The Other Guy · Dec 12, 2007

George Bush is the leader of the free world.

I wish he wasn't

Fox · Dec 13, 2007

He is.

I wish Hillary shouldn't be on the race.

CrazyLilCajun · Dec 13, 2007

shes not going away...(unfortunately)

I wish i had gotten more sleep

Wolf · Dec 14, 2007

You'll be awake for the next 24 hours.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Fox · Dec 15, 2007

It's too hot 'cause you lives in Mojave desert.

Wolf · Dec 15, 2007

I wish you'd posted a wish for me to corrupt.

Fox · Dec 16, 2007

He did.

I wish I have a K-Bar for free.

CrazyLilCajun · Dec 17, 2007

you get charged an arm and leg for it.

I wish this guy would stop stalkin me...

The Other Guy · Dec 20, 2007

he catches you and eats you...

I wish they would bring Carmen Sandiego Back...

*corrupt a wish*