*corrupt a wish*

[CrazyLilCajun]

you get your fluffy socks but then it gets too hot

I wish there was something on tv to watch

 

[The Other Guy]

there is, but then your TV goes bad...

I wish I had a butler!

 

[Wolf]

You hire a butler, but you find all your belongings gone after you return from a trip.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you get called to work...

I wish my sisnlaw would get here already with my food

 

[The Other Guy]

she never shows up. ever.

I wish for a Fox

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

You get a panther

I wish I wasnt so sore.

 

[The Other Guy]

you remain sore for the rest of eternity

I wish i wasn't interrupted every five minutes.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

your no longer interrupted because no one talks to you again

I wish the pizza would get here already

 

[The Other Guy]

it still hasn't arrived.

I wish the browns hadn't lost

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

They win but everyone on the team gets hurt....

I wish the room would stop spinning....

 

[The Other Guy]

it stops, but you start.

I wish I had a cow...

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

You get a cow but it has mad cow's disease

I wish I could sleep

 

[The Other Guy]

you do. forever.

I wish I could pause time.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you pause it but then cant figure out how to unpause it

I wish I hadnt cut my hair so short

 

[Fox]

You bald like Lex Luther or 5.56.

I wish the gas price could go down, so, that I could have a date with a girl...

 

[Wolf]

They lower, but get rejected.

I wish I could wish for something that can't be corrupted.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

sorry aint gonna happen lol

I wish finals were over!

 

[The Other Guy]

they never end

I wish West Virginia would have won on Saturday.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

They didnt...

I wish these cuts would heal already...

 

[The Other Guy]

They split open.

I wish I was a rockstar