*corrupt a wish*

[philam15]

lol wtf?? where do you come up with this stuff...

TOG WISH SOMETHING DAMNIT!!

 

[The Other Guy]

i wish for two salads

 

[Fox]

I get those salads.

I wish Hillary Clinton doesn't exist.

 

[The Other Guy]

she moves into your bedroom.

i wish Dennis Kucinich became president.

 

[philam15]

He does but he little did you know he was fan of Hitler, and the Nazi regime...he kills you just because

I wish I could know right now which team Im gonna make...

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

You find out but it turns out its not the one you really wanted.


I wish that i wasnt loosing my job

 

[philam15]

ok you'll just lose it instead

I wish that my change up worked all the time

 

[The Other Guy]

it never works again.

i wish i could type today.

 

[philam15]

your fingers get chopped off in a rare helicopter incident

I wish that my room would be clean all the time

 

[Fox]

Congratulation, you broke the record for world's most messiest room that the world has ever seen. *look at World Guinness for 2007* Yep. Wow, may I have your autograph?

I wish I'm an actor in the motion pictures.

 

[The Other Guy]

you become an actor in a porno that is so vulgar it gets you arrested. You are raped in prison and hang yourself within a month.

Did I get a little carried away with that? Just wonderin....

i wish I had a sandwich.

 

[Fox]

I got a sandwich before you get it.

I wish a invisible sandwich does exist.

 

[The Other Guy]

it does, but you can't find it.

i wish for nothing

 

[philam15]

you get a girlfriend

I wish that my parents would stop using my bathroom

 

[Fox]

They are, cause they are paying bills.

I wish my dad won't borrow my truck to his workplace...*sigh*

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

he takes it and doesnt return it

I wish that i wasnt loosing both my jobs at once...

 

[Fox]

It does. Welcome to the real world!

I wish I could have a free time at my work.

 

[Sevens]

*Hysterical Laughter* And then you woke up.........


I wish that wasn't "classified."

 

[MightyMacbeth]

Blame the homo sapiens

I wish there was a bigger megastore

 

[The Other Guy]

they close the megastore and open a ministore.

i wish I had a laptop