*corrupt a wish*

[CrazyLilCajun]

they never stop

I wish that i didnt have acid reflux

 

[MightyMacbeth]

acid rain flows all over your house

I wish the postal service here wasn't so crappy

 

[The Other Guy]

the postal service never returns, meaning you can't pay your bills.

I wish for a million bucks.

 

[Fox]

Your wish granted but it all goes to me.

I wish the wish does happens. .

 

[philam15]

the postal service never returns, meaning you can't pay your bills.

I wish for a million bucks.

or you just get a million male deer

Sorry your wish doesn't happen

I wish that my wish was appropriate to say :angel:

 

[MightyMacbeth]

your wish was never born

I wish I had a haunted castle

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you do but all your ghosts are scary

I wish I was still in bed

 

[Fox]

Nope, you're standing by the counter.

I wish my niece don't scream too much. God...

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

she screams around you for the rest of your life

I wish my life was drama free

 

[philam15]

you get locked inside an insane asylum

I wish my family didn't do things so last minute

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

they do things on time but always argue about it

I wish i wasnt so bored

 

[MightyMacbeth]

You become a board

I wish, I seriously, wholeheartedly, and passionately wish that headaches would be exterminated and no one has to suffer a headache again!

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

youve cursed everyone with a headache now

I wish this rain would stop

 

[MightyMacbeth]

It all stops, but it parks in your house. Hey look at it from the bright side, you have a pool of rain

I wish I had two wooden wings

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

they are made out of steel instead

I wish that i wasnt so nervious right now...

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you are sooo not nervous that you jump off a bridge

I wish I had the appetite to eat the Oreo besides me

 

[Sevens]

Too bad! Foxy ate it already.


I wish tomorrow was already over so that I could start my weekend!!!

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

oh the weekends are done for you...lol

I wish that i felt safe

 

[MightyMacbeth]

we put you in a safe safe

I wish the sun was more shiny

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

its so shiny that you get 3rd degree burns

I wish the detective would call me back already