*corrupt a wish*

[MightyMacbeth]

Kaboom

I wish my head had no nervous system

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you dont have one but then you go brain dead

I wish i wasnt sick

 

[The Other Guy]

you remain sick until you die, which is soon.

I wish I was made of toss salad

 

[Fox]

You are but you're just rotted salad.

I wish I could eat more healthy foods than nothing.

 

[The Other Guy]

you eat more nothing, and die.

I wish I had ice cream

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you do but afterward you find out you are lactose intolerant and you get sick from it

I wish my family didnt involve me in their problems

 

[MightyMacbeth]

They all move to another world

I wish I had something to do something

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

mm that would be a good thing lol

you find something to do but you get dehydrated from it

I wish i could move

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you move move and move until you are tired but you cant stop, and Oh misery...

I wish I had a tank as a car

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you get one but you blow up your best friend while you are testing it

I wish the rain would stop

 

[MightyMacbeth]

It stops, but only rains inside your house

I wish I had a tank as a car that wouldn't blow up anyone

 

[Fox]

You got it...with no engine or tracks.

I wish I'm weak. lol

 

[The Other Guy]

You become Barry Bonds, and have no...well I think this answers itself.

I wish I could stop wishing.

 

[Fox]

You never stop saying "I wish" in every each sentences.

I wish I'm Borat. Verr Niiice!

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

your wish is granted but your shot on spot by redneck countryboys who heard that you were from a place that hated nascar.

I wish my family wasnt so nuts.

 

[Rob Henderson]

They become perfectly sane and completely boring.



I wish I knew what to do about my situation.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

You figure it out then your situation changes

I wish these ppl would leave

 

[MightyMacbeth]

they die on you

I wish I can sleep from 12 consecutive hours without being interrupted

 

[The Other Guy]

you get to sleep for twelve hours in 15 days-total.

I wish I had a life.

 

[philam15]

:sorry: I ate your life

I wish people would stop F***ing around