*corrupt a wish*

[MightyMacbeth]

oh the feeling of everything has stopped. You dont feel anything, contributing to your self destruction

I wish I hadn't hurt myself. Strange sentence

 

[philam15]

you become emo

I wish that the next poster will not corrupt my wish

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

too bad...too sad...i did...all your wishes are corrupted lol

I wish it was 9pm already

 

[philam15]

Oh I forget to tell you that Im like that guy on Heroes who can stop time...I stop the time and back it up so it's 8:59

I wish my smile was as good as this:

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you get hit in the mouth and loose all your front teeth

I wish i was sleepy

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you become sleepy cause you deal with drugs.. then next day the cops arrest you

I wish I wouldn't feel dizzy all the time

 

[Rob Henderson]

You go from feeling dizzy to feeling nauseous.



I wish I made more money at my job...

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

your boss doesnt like your quality of performance and so he reduces your wages

I wish i had a mute button for a certain co-worker

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you mute him, forever, in a terrible way

I wish I could sleep for 12 hours straight not to have to wake up because of noise or any distractions

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

(that wouldnt be a bad thing for her mm)

you do but then you dont wake up when someone breaks in your house

I wish i had went to bed earlier

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you now belong in the clouds. . . . . . . .

I wish I had a squadron of wooden planes

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

they all catch on fire and you have none

I wish ppl didnt call me with their drama

 

[Rob Henderson]

People start calling you to have meaningless conversations with you.



I wish I had someone to talk to...

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

thats better than calling with drama lol

You find someone to talk to but they dont speak the same language

I wish it was friday already

 

[MightyMacbeth]

unlucky you, your friday is the scariest of them all, and you live it forever

I wish I can find what Im searching for

 

[philam15]

you find it, and it kills you

I wish I understand the music video of "Janie's got a gun"

 

[The Other Guy]

you do, and kill yourself because of it.

I wish the mailman hadn't used a rubber band to hold up a 5 pound box.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

he always uses a rubber band and you find you are illergic to them

I wish my family was normal

 

[The Other Guy]

they are, and then they put you in a mental hospital.

I wish for a fish

 

[philam15]

You get a dish

I wish my teammates were more serious, and would stop ****ing around