*corrupt a wish*

[MightyMacbeth]

he turns out to be Fox

I wish I had a room on some cloud

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

sorry you werent approved for that

i wish the day was over

 

[MightyMacbeth]

well yer not supposed to squat when on are yer spurs

I wish I found a secret city full with exotic things

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you do but they are deadly and they kill you

I wish i could be sleeping now so i could enjoy this rain

 

[MightyMacbeth]

thing is, the rain enjoys to flood your room

I wish I had a roasted chicken

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

you are roasted instead of the chicken

I wish i was taller

 

[MightyMacbeth]

they stretch you but the result wasn't nice :/

I wish I had a pink room with a window

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

it gets painted purple instead

I wish my cousin didnt cut off too much of my hair last time she cut it

 

[istealfreefood]

next haircut your cousin gives you a skin tight high-and-tight.

I wish my friend was back from her softball tourny

 

[Sevens]

She gets lost forever on the way home and you never see her again. :sorry:


I wish there was something good to watch on TV.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

every station has something good but you dont have enough money to pay for each show...

I wish i could sleep...

 

[The Other Guy]

you remain awake for the rest of eternity.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

TOG you forgot to wish something lol

I wish i wasnt alone lol

 

[istealfreefood]

you arent. Saddam, Hitler, Stalin and Quadaffi are with you.

I wish I was at the shootin range.

 

[The Other Guy]

you were there, at the back serving as one of the targets.

I wish for a salad.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

your wish comes true but all thats ever available for you to eat is salad and everytime you eat it you get sick

I wish it was 4:30 already

 

[philam15]

well you die

I wish I could stop blushing

 

[The Other Guy]

you have a constant blush forever.

i wish my feets didn't hurt.

 

[philam15]

you get a foot rub, from this 300 pound man dressed as a sumo (sp?) wrestler, oh and did I mention he's hairy :angel:

I wish people would stop asking about my fork

 

[The Other Guy]

you have a fork embedded in your forehead that begs questions.