*corrupt a wish*

sorry, the Government just cancelled Thursdays due to lack of interest... please try again in your next lifetime.

I wish for a Ferarri (or a Chevy Vega)
 
You get the "open-minded" European girl, and all the body hair that goes with it.

A knight in shining armor. Damn it. (Actually I don't really need the armor part).
 
You get invited to Michael Jackson's place.

I wish I could run faster than the speed of sound.
 
You get a pencil... but, seconds later, it explodes and sends flying you 15 feet into the air.

I wish I had some Mexican candy right about now..
 
He stops spinning, but only to jump on your lap. (..Did he? Did he? :P)

I wish I could do a triple flip without using a trampoline.
 
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