*corrupt a wish*

[The Other Guy]

someone glues her there.

I wish the dog was dead.

 

[Sevens]

He lives forever.


I wish someone else would pay my bills for me.

 

[The Other Guy]

they do, but they get robbed.

I wish dogs were green

 

[Fox]

They are colored but it's pink, tho.

I wish I could able to draw the pictures...

 

[Insomniac]

you can draw the pictures, but your hands are amputated

i wish i was stronger

 

[Sevens]

You aren't. :sorry:


I wish my allergies would go away.

 

[Fox]

Sorry, you're gonna allergy to everythings.

I wish I don't have to worry about the math final....

 

[Sevens]

No worries. You failed it. :sorry:


I wish I could think of something clever to wish for.

 

[The Other Guy]

you're a dummy.

I wish I felt better.

 

[Insomniac]

you get terminal cancer.

(for madeleine mcanns parents)

I wish we had our maddie back

 

[The Other Guy]

you don't.

I wissh i chould spelllll

 

[Insomniac]

you learn to spell, but have your hands amputated.

I wish i was dead

 

[The Other Guy]

you die, but you're brought back to life.

I wish I was a basketball

 

[5.56X45mm]

You turn into one and I set you on fire.

I wish I catch :cens: the that it my truck.

 

[The Other Guy]

you don't, but he hits it again.

I wish I had a kitty.

 

[KJ]

You get one, but Tyrone living down the street detonates 20 pounds of Semtex directly underneath it.

I wish Tyrone had some blasting caps..

 

[The Other Guy]

he does, and he shoots you with them

I wish for another kitty

 

[Insomniac]

you get the kitty, but it's devil spawn and won't stop attempting to kill you.

I wish my computer was fasterr

 

[The Other Guy]

It's faster but it doe$NT W0rkkkkkkkkkkkkkk %&#%(&&$(%#(%(
///SYSTEM FAIL





I wish for a nice kitty.

 

[Fox]

You get a retarded kitty.

I wish TOG would get a perfect and cute kitty.