*corrupt a wish*

[istealfreefood]

it doesnt have rabies, but it is possesed.

I wish it was a week from now so that I could have graduated already!

 

[The Other Guy]

it's a week AGO.

I wish for a non rabid, non possessed puppy.

 

[Sevens]

You get a non-rabid, non-possessed, but really, REALLY ticked off mama grizzley.


I wish it was my Friday.

 

[Fox]

Actually, it's TI's Friday.

I wish the gas price should stop climbing and start fall down.....JESUS :cen:ING CHRIST!

 

[Sevens]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! It goes up to $100 a gallon. :sorry:


I wish my roomies would go away!!!!! :bang:

 

[Fox]

They will bugging you until the gas price are at the good ol' $1.32.

I wish I would get the free gas...

 

[Insomniac]

you get the free gas, but it is literally gas... and is unusable.

i wish i had a car

 

[Sevens]

You get a buggy. But no horse.


I wish I could sleep.

 

[The Other Guy]

you are to remain awake for the next 72 hours.

I wish it was saturday again

 

[Sevens]

It will never be Saturday again.


I wish my hair wasn't being so stubborn today.

 

[The Other Guy]

it becomes as stiff as needles.

I wish I had a new faucet.

 

[justin1552]

You get one, but it doesn't fit, so you search endlessly, with no avail, for another one.

I wish I had a demonic minion.

 

[The Other Guy]

you become one

I wish for a million ducks

 

[justin1552]

NONE FOR YOU!

I wish for a nuclear missle that is targeted at the moon.

 

[The Other Guy]

you get one targeted at you.

I wish for money

 

[Fox]

You get a paper.

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000. Yeaaaaahhh....

 

[Sevens]

You get a penny.


I wish for a wish.

 

[The Other Guy]

No.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Sevens]

You get everything Justin wishes for.


I wish today was already over.

 

[The Other Guy]

it's only just begun

I wish for everything else