Here's another for you all to laugh about!

[Capt Frogman]

Here's a breaking news story that the Brits will get:

3 year old Mercedes buggered by Weatherfield mechanic!!!

Weatherfield mechanic destroys 10 year old Mercedes' rim after hard run up dirt track with punctured rubber.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Apparently the Police found Kevin Webster working on a 14 year old escort.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Don't buy 'em from Websters garage, they're bald and barely legal.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I tried to book my car in to Kevin Webster's garage but he doesn't touch anything over 10 years old apparently!

 

[Capt Frogman]

I hear George Clooney is playing Kevin Webster in his new film it's called..

'Oh She's Eleven!'

 

[The Highway Man]

You're a very bad man CF, keep 'em coming.

 

[Capt Frogman]

You're a very bad man CF, keep 'em coming.

I intend to bro! :lol: :thumb:

 

[Capt Frogman]

If Kevin Webster has 5 sweets and gives 1 to a 9 year old and 1 to a 10 year old, what is he left with??????? an erection!

 

[Capt Frogman]

I've just bought one of those stickers to put in the back window of my car to stop other parents tailgating me on the school run.

Kevin Webster On Board.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Kevin Webster spends his life on his knees,covered in lubricant and fiddling with new parts. Must be easy to get into character.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Strong campaigning already by Kevin Webster to get elected as the next Pope.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Kevin Webster, life not looking Rosie for you now is it you dirty old man!

 

[Capt Frogman]

My wife shouted downstairs "How would you like to f**k me tonight darling?"

"Wearing a mask of your sister"

Didn't go down to well.

 

[Capt Frogman]

 

[Capt Frogman]

They say doggy-style is the most preferred sex position for couples in the morning to avoid smelling bad breath.

Or in my case, to avoid looking at the wife's ugly face.

 

[Tankboy]

They say doggy-style is the most preferred sex position for couples in the morning to avoid smelling bad breath.

Or in my case, to avoid looking at the wife's ugly face.

That's what she just said.........; ooops

 

[Tankboy]

and garage for sale too

 

[The Highway Man]

I hear George Clooney is playing Kevin Webster in his new film it's called..

'Oh She's Eleven!'

 

[Capt Frogman]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

My wife shouted from the kitchen, "How would you like your steak?"

"Cooked by someone who knows what they're f**king doing" I answered.