Here's another for you all to laugh about!

[Capt Frogman]

It's definitely depressing!!! It rains every day and it's full of vicious Jockenese barstewards!!! :lol:

Like Cumbria then? (replace Jockenese with Marra).

 

[Capt Frogman]

So, 1.5-1?

No!!!!! :box:

 

[Capt Frogman]

A girl with a fantastic figure started talking to me at a bar.

"Are you a student?" she asked me.

I said, "Yes,"

"That's great," she added. "What are you studying at the moment?"

"Your tits." I replied.

True story, bro.

Stop posting up the Brit Pack night out lines! They're secret remember!!

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Stop posting up the Brit Pack night out lines! They're secret remember!!

No, they aren't a secret, they are...common sense

 

[Capt Frogman]

No, they aren't a secret, they are...common sense

I'm not sure that's the right word for them! :lol:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

I'm not sure that's the right word for them! :lol:

Normal male behavior?

 

[Capt Frogman]

Normal male behavior?

Yes, that's more like it.

 

[Capt Frogman]

My wife is a very accomplished after-dinner speaker.

And before dinner. And during dinner.

I really wish she'd just shut the f**k up.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I saw some good stand-up comedy last night.

I watched a fat girl getting out of her chair.

 

[Capt Frogman]

The longer my wife's labour dragged on, the more I got annoyed.

After a few hours I started pulling my heir out.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I wish my wife would suck my d**k the way she sucks the fun out of everything.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I can drive a woman wild with my tongue. It's pretty easy.

All you do is say, "Have you put on weight?"

 

[Capt Frogman]

I am going to take my girlfriend on a romantic carousel ride this Valentines day.

It's just a roundabout way to get into her knickers.

 

[Capt Frogman]

: I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society.

It's the thought that c**ts.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Why has the Popemobile got bulletproof glass?

I thought he didn't believe in protection

 

[Capt Frogman]

With yet more horse found in different foods, I'm a little unsure about eating my breakfast cereal...crunchy nut.

 

[Capt Frogman]

That's right sexy lady I see you over there, looking at me, locking eyes with me, pointing at me, whispering to the officer "that's him".

 

[The Highway Man]

That's right sexy lady I see you over there, looking at me, locking eyes with me, pointing at me, whispering to the officer "that's him".

It's always you!!!! off to the sex offenders register for you my boy!!!

 

[The Highway Man]

Here's a breaking news story that the Brits will get:

3 year old Mercedes buggered by Weatherfield mechanic!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

It's always you!!!! off to the sex offenders register for you my boy!!!

No need to sound too pleased about it! :lol: