*corrupt a wish*

[Fox]

But he did.

I wish I'm not a lady.

 

[Team Infidel]

you stay one... congrats

i wish the new were good.

 

[bulldogg]

The news is nothing but good news and you are bothered because it simply can't be true.


I wish I had a wrist-rocket.

 

[Team Infidel]

you get one that blows your hand off

i wish that there was only good new on the t.v.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

there is just good old in tv

I wish I was settled

 

[Fox]

You're unsettled cause you have no clue what to do.

I wish TI will mad at me. lol

 

[MightyMacbeth]

hes a good boy

I wish I didnt have the needed pills

 

[Fox]

You have to by the order of Dr. Fox. :mrgreen:

I wish I could be a doctor...not a nurse.

 

[Navy Boy]

You become Dr.Fox..It's your first day on the job when you get called into surgery on a pacent that needs a heart transplant so you say eh what the heck I can do that because im Dr.Fox not a pacent. You go to the surgery room and you see the pacent on the bed near a bunch of other doctors waitting for you to begin on the pacent you get ready and get dressed and wash your hands and go and put gloves on and go over to the pacent and asked the nurse Sacaple and she hands it to you and you go ahead and cut the body open with a nervus look on your face..and the nurse asked Dr.Fox? Why do you look so nervus? Well I haven't done this before you see...and...um...yeah....the looked at you and says well he's screwed....


Damn..um...let's try this...I wish I had a life..

 

[Fox]

heh...nice one, navy boy. Oh, you have a terrible life.

I wish I'm not a hobo.

 

[Navy Boy]

Dude you are a hobo

I wish I got so drunk that all the girls in the world would love me.irate2:

 

[Fox]

Nope...that won't be happen unless if they are ugly, and fat. lol

I wish I have a M1 Garand.

 

[bulldogg]

You do but it is rusted out and untenable.


I wish my brother and I get stationed at Benning.

 

[Fox]

Your brother would be at Benning but you are stationed in Alaska for the newest training camp for you. Closer to China.

I wish I own the humvee or Hummer 1.

 

[bulldogg]

You get the RC version.


I wish Fox was asleep.

 

[Fox]

He has to stay up cause he's on duty.

I wish I'm not on the duty.

 

[bulldogg]

You're not, you get discharged.


I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[Team Infidel]

you become master Chinese

I wish it weren't so early

 

[bulldogg]

It isn't, you're just twelve hours late.


I wish China had more than one time zone.

 

[Team Infidel]

it have 30 and you never know what time it is

i wish the sun would come up