*corrupt a wish*

HA! I play full contact rugby just for fun Fox, my back will never break.


I wish kids wouldn't underestimate someone just because they're older and they sound like a bag of Orville Redenbachers when they exercise.
 
Never gonna happen. Teenagers seem to think everyone over the age of 20 is damn near a fossil.

I wish for something cool to happen.
 
It does, its called WINTER.


I wish I could find a torrent for the Starship Troopers animated series online.
 
Here I am the coolest thing since jello molds. HAHAHA, hows that for corrupting a wish??


I wish people would appreciate me for more than just my massive intellect and rugged good looks... LMAO
 
*Hysterical Laughter* Okay. We respect you for your...um...uh...something...

I wish I could beat this stupid video game.
 
You do but then the system catches fire and your house burns down and you have to sleep behind the Walgreens and you are victimised by the Bumhunter.

I wish my brother was online.
 
He's probably sleeping. Its...late wherever he is. I wanna say Oklahoma, but...eh. Sooooooo he won't be getting online. So there.

I wish my roommate's boyfriend would LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
She leaves but then returns with the entire group of staff and customers from Hooters on a Friday night.


I wish Chinese had hooters.
 
Oh, they are building ones for my lil' town instead of China.

I wish China would have the Hooter restaurant too.
 
Pay attention to the grammar... I wish Chinese had hooters. ;) HA!

Sorry I am delirious from being hypoglycemic.... just started my seven day fast... I wish I could lose weight by thinking about it.
 
Hi, I'm Dr. Fox, I've got the bad news, you won't lose any weight but you're in good shape, tho.

I wish I'm a doctor..not the male nurse.
 
Ahhh, scarey!!! My ex was a gymnast... ah!!!

Youre not a male nurse, youre a female doctor, the operation was a success.


I wish I could stay longer but...
 
You can't. Bulldogg, Sir, I don't have a foot to lose...LOL I'm short enough!!

I wish I wasn't so fat. Ooooooooo that sounds so girly...
 
You can't. And that's not corrupted, that's true.

I wish I wasn't scared of how bulldogg would corrupt all the things I really want to wish for.
 
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