*corrupt a wish*

You only learn how to commit seppuku.


I wish I could read the minds of world leaders when I see them in face to face meetings with each other smiling like they just screwed the other guy's mistress without him knowing.
 
You only has to meet Kofi Annan and tell me what is outta of his mind about Africa and the war.

I wish Longhorns would beat Aggies.
 
Trojans and Irish... hmm, there's a joke in there about Catholics and contraception begging to be let out... :)

They beat them but then the Trojans lose to the Butler Bulldogs.


I wish Notre Dame fielded an NFL team.
 
No corruption possible. :)


I wish TI's wish would come true for a solid ten consecutive years in fitting tribute to the greatness that is SEC football and the Georgia Bulldoggs.
 
You get a cardboard box with a screen and keyboard painted on it.

I wish I could get a life away from my computer.
 
You got stuck to the computer, now, get used to it! :)

I wish the Colts will not win the Super Bowl.
 
You won't.

I wish BD would reenlisted the Army ASAP so, he won't break his back in the basic.
 
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