*corrupt a wish*

[bulldogg]

It gets stuck on and the doors and windows melt shut trapping you inside as you slowly dehydrate and cook.


I wish it was Tuesday.

 

[Team Infidel]

sorry, monday

i wish my 4 day pass would start today

 

[bulldogg]

It does but an alert goes out and you are recalled.


I wish I could understand cricket enough to truly enjoy it.

 

[Team Infidel]

you become and expert and then the sport fizzles into oblivion

i wish soccer would go away

 

[bulldogg]

It does but is replaced by FIFA Kickball.


I wish kids would lose the ability to talk back when something was being explained until the explanation is completed.

 

[Team Infidel]

they don't and you stay a teach, triple your class size and they become more onry

i wish prison were more violent

 

[bulldogg]

It becomes so violent one is unable to distinguish it from Gary, Indiana.


I wish ignorance and happiness were not so closely related.

 

[Team Infidel]

kind of like guilt and pleasure

i wish BD wouldn't think so much this early in the morning

 

[MightyMacbeth]

problem is, its after noon here, and probably evening in China

I wish my head felt alright

 

[bulldogg]

Its removed from your body and never troubles you again.


I wish I knew why common sense isnt common.

 

[Sevens]

Because people these days are too stupid to use it. So now its UNcommon sense. Because its uncommon to find someone who has and uses it.

I wish more people would use tact when telling things to others that they know will be hurtful.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

unfortunately, they arent spart enough.

I wish I had a nice little house away from everything else

 

[Sevens]

You and me both, brother.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

[bulldogg]

Your head explodes... no more pain.


I wish food could taste good and still have 0 calories.

 

[Sevens]

:sorry: Not possible.

I wish people in the living room would stop screaming. Its just a freakin' movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MightyMacbeth]

the TV absorbs them in the movie ! ! !

I wish I can control what people do in the TV

 

[Rob Henderson]

You can control them, but you cant do anything more than what they are already doing.





I wish school would let out early today.

 

[Sevens]

You have to stay there for the rest of your life.

I wish I had someone to talk to.

 

[Navy Boy]

Ill be your friend..

I wish I had a job...

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you have a job, as a gong farmer, LoL ! !

I wish I actually had a time machine