corrupt a wish

Sevens · Dec 1, 2006

You do, but it doesn't work.

I wish my roommate's boyfriend would go home.

MightyMacbeth · Dec 1, 2006

he dies there :shock:

I wish I blinked my eye and once it opened, I found what I wanted

Sevens · Dec 2, 2006

You blink once, get an eye spasm, and blink continuously for all eternity. Oh and you still can't find what you wanted.

I wish I could sleep...

MightyMacbeth · Dec 2, 2006

you sleep, sleep, sleep.. sleep.. . . and well . . . sleep and keep sleeping!

I wish I could pause time, but not get paused myself

Sevens · Dec 2, 2006

You pause time, but somehow speed yourself up so that you age rapidly and die in a week. Oops! :sorry:

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

MightyMacbeth · Dec 3, 2006

You dont, but thats only because you now rest in peace, :sorry:

I wish someone would do my essays for me :angel:

Team Infidel · Dec 6, 2006

they do them... in jiberish

i wish someone would go to work for me today

MightyMacbeth · Dec 6, 2006

their job was to come and earn a billion dollars and return to a mansion full of hot babez. Tough luck amigo.

I wish I had a good encyclopedia

Fox · Dec 6, 2006

You got the good Wikipedia.

I wish someone would welcoming me from the banned. lol

MightyMacbeth · Dec 7, 2006

welkam 8)

I wish I had something to eat

The Other Guy · Dec 7, 2006

S**t pie sound good to you?

I wish that I could travel through time as a drop of water

MightyMacbeth · Dec 7, 2006

but someone drink ya

I wish I can breathe

The Other Guy · Dec 7, 2006

But you can't. and that is why you are dead.

I wish I was invisible.

MightyMacbeth · Dec 8, 2006

u are invisnible

I wish I had more experience

The Other Guy · Dec 8, 2006

you get a little more than you bargained for (and that is another reason why you are dead)

I wish I had a fire extinguisher

MightyMacbeth · Dec 9, 2006

here you go. Oh, you are already cooked.. lol

I wish people would take it easy

Fox · Dec 9, 2006

They don't....life is hard, Mr. MacBeth. lol

I wish my life would be easy.

MightyMacbeth · Dec 9, 2006

it is easy, when u die lol

I wish I found what I wanted to find

Fox · Dec 9, 2006

They disappeared.

I wish everything are goes well and in order.

MightyMacbeth · Dec 10, 2006

well, they are dead now

I wish I colpeted everything I wanted

*corrupt a wish*