corrupt a wish

migidarra · Oct 13, 2005

all living things die

I wish I could legally drink alcohol

Rob Henderson · Oct 13, 2005

You drink it but it was poisoned and you die...

I wish my dad didnt smoke..

migidarra · Oct 13, 2005

He stopps smoking, because he is dead

I wish for gills!

Rob Henderson · Oct 13, 2005

You get gills and all the water in the world evaporates, leaving you gasping for air..

I wish I could live in a mansion...

FutureDevilDog · Oct 13, 2005

Your dad stops smoking, but starts drinking heavily

I wish I could gain 10lbs

Rob Henderson · Oct 13, 2005

ya missed it there...

You gain 10 lbs but dont stop and keep gaining untill you are the fattest person alive.

I wish I had 5 million bucks.

Missileer · Oct 13, 2005

You get a million deer.

I wish I had a real wish.

Rob Henderson · Oct 13, 2005

you get a real wish but it backfires on you...

I wish there were some interesting wishes here.

Missileer · Oct 14, 2005

All wishes here become interesting to everyone but you.

I wish I didn't have Jury duty.

OORAH · Oct 14, 2005

You get Jury Duty for a michael Jackson case

I wish i could come up with some better wishes

MightyMacbeth · Oct 14, 2005

lets face it man

I wish humans could fly

ghost457 · Oct 14, 2005

you grow abeak and sprout feathers

i wish i was athletically talented

FutureDevilDog · Oct 15, 2005

You cripple your legs and become a Special Olympian.

behemoth79 · Oct 15, 2005

and your wish comes true

(he didnt have one so i ruined it by saying it came true..... in case u didnt get it)

i wish i had 4 arms

MightyMacbeth · Oct 15, 2005

ur legs turn into arms, u get it, but loose ur legs

I wish humans didnt hate

Ramjet · Oct 15, 2005

The next morning, you discover your neighbours wanting to copulate with you.

I wish I could transform.

Team Infidel · Oct 15, 2005

and you do, but only once, and you transform into your worst nightmare.

I wish I was a movie star.

Missileer · Oct 15, 2005

You become Roy's horse Trigger.

I wish I could be invisible at will.

MightyMacbeth · Oct 15, 2005

u get an invinsible head

I wish for a whish that wishes a wish

Padre · Oct 16, 2005

poof...a big ugly genie from a bottle appears and says you were going to get three wishes but you just blew them.

I wish I was poorer

*corrupt a wish*