*corrupt a wish*

[ghost457]

everybody dies of clogged arteries and obesity

i wish for....... 2 hot twins to show up at my door in bikinis

 

[OORAH]

you get two 60 year old male twins in bikinis


I wish i had a nice shirt

 

[Rob Henderson]

The nicest shirt you own goes up in flames...

I wish I had a new puppy

 

[Whispering Death]

puppy scampers towards its happy new owner and is run over by a school bus.

I want to be a successful film director.

 

[behemoth79]

your first film is entitled "this movie sucks"


i want two pina coladas, one for each hand. (haha garth brooks)

 

[Padre]

You lose your hands in a rotary accident (ouch!)

I wish everyone could visit Australia

 

[Whispering Death]

Bush accidentally mispronounces 'Afghanistan' in the year 2007 and Australia is accidentally reduced to radioactive rubble.

I wish I could get drunk without all the calories!

 

[Italian Guy]

Everybody decides to do so AT THE SAME TIME. 6 billion people visit the country, Australia overcrowded, civil war, end of Australia.

Pick the one about Australia=Afghanistan now.

 

[OORAH]

you get drunk, without all the calories, but you take a really really fat ugly chick home with you as well.


I wish i had an easier time with math

 

[Rob Henderson]

You discover the misery that is Pre-Calculus...

I wish my car would stop breaking down..

 

[OORAH]

the next time you start your car it blows up


i wish i had a better time meeting women

 

[Chocobo_Blitzer]

You go bald.


I wish I had a new PC

 

[OORAH]

you get an old Macintosh



i wish i had a gold watch

 

[Rob Henderson]

You buy one that is overpriced and isnt real gold...


I wish I could meet some1 famous

 

[OORAH]

you meet someone famous, and they immediately hate you, and tell everyone on live television that you are a horrible person and that no one should befriend you.


I wish it was easier to come up with a wish so that i could wish it.

 

[Rob Henderson]

All the wish-making capabilities you had suddenly dissappear...

I wish I WAS a famous person..

 

[OORAH]

you become infamous for letting Saddamn Hussein out of Jail, and for getting Osama Binladen to safety.



i wish Canada was a part of America

 

[Rob Henderson]

Canada breaks off from America completely.
As in phsyically breaks off.


I wish I could cuss infront of my parents..

 

[migidarra]

You cuss in front of your parents and they kill you

I wish I could run the mile in under 5:30

 

[USAFAUX2004]

I cleared out your bank account
I wish the world was a safe place