*corrupt a wish*

[migidarra]

You do own one, it is a Hot wheels.

I wish i could save money on car insurance

 

[Rob Henderson]

Geico files bankruptcy...

I wish I was 18

 

[migidarra]

you are misunderstood and given a teenager between to hamburger buns...with alot of ketchup

I wish for no acne

 

[Rob Henderson]

All your pores become clogged...

I wish I had a hotter girlfriend

 

[Missileer]

Your girlfriend is reading this.

I wish I was 40 again

 

[migidarra]

your 40 again...just not the same gender

I wish I had the strength to try and witness to non-believers/.

 

[OORAH]

All the non-believers are angry at you and they have guns



I wish i was smarter


:rambo:

 

[FutureDevilDog]

A pile of Encyclopedias drop on to your head

I wish for a truck full of Puerto Rican women wearing thongs 8)

 

[MightyMacbeth]

u get a truck full of puertorican cows that u have to <bleep> each one of them.


I wish I had the ability to fly

 

[Ramjet]

You are flattened by a Boeing 747.

I wish I was amphibious.

 

[FutureDevilDog]

You grow webbing between your fingers and toes

I wish for a Ford Mustang.

 

[Ramjet]

The moment you start the engine, the car blows up.

I would like a new guitar.

 

[FutureDevilDog]

You are given the worlds best guitar, but you lose your fingers in a meat grinding inncident before you could ever use it.

I want straight A's in school

 

[behemoth79]

your classes are all taught in aramaic. you speak english.


I want xray vision.

 

[OORAH]

you are condemned to a world where the only shower room you will get to peek into is full of old nuns.



I wish i had a tank :tank:

 

[Team Infidel]

Too bad it was made by Tonka.


I wish I had a fat wife.

 

[OORAH]

you get an annorexic 12 year old boy



I wish i had cooler friends

 

[Italian Guy]

You develop a huge inferiority complex.

I wish I could travel more.

 

[Team Infidel]

Italian guy didn't wish for anything.

I wish for Italian Guy to wish for something.

 

[Italian Guy]

Ok my wish is for you to lose your wallet.

I wish I could travel more.