*corrupt a wish*

[Team Infidel]

Too bad you get arrested and go to jail for 20 years.


I wish Italilan Guy would read the instructions for this thread.

 

[Italian Guy]

You get banned yourself because you are not playing by the rules.

I wish I was done with this freaking report.

 

[Team Infidel]

Too bad you will have to do it over when it is FINALLY finished


I wish I was home.

 

[Italian Guy]

That's uncorruptable, man.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Team Infidel]

Too bad you had holes in your pockets.


I wish Iraqi Dinar was work as much as the Dollar...

 

[MightyMacbeth]

it even becomes better

I wish for a wish that wishes a wish

 

[Rob Henderson]

ummmmmm....

You dont get it?...


I wish for an alienware computer

 

[OORAH]

you get an attari 2600


I wish people would be nicer

 

[MightyMacbeth]

shut the :cen: up :cen: :x

lol

I wish I had one speedy car

 

[OORAH]

you get a pony


I wish there were more hot chicks in my town.


:rambo:

 

[FutureDevilDog]

A slew of women who have had botched plastic surgery move into your town.

I wish i had X-ray vision

 

[migidarra]

A new KFC opens up

I wish for a friend

 

[FutureDevilDog]

you are publicly beaten up by a girl, causing every guy to think you are a sissy, none of which want to befriend you.

Come on guys, get more creative, look at some of mine.

I wish to be a rock star.

 

[migidarra]

You become a huge rock on fire the size of the sun

I wish for the annhilation of all liberals


(NO REALLY)

 

[FutureDevilDog]

Wish granted :lol:

i wish for a potion to make all women fall for me

 

[migidarra]

all women do fall for you...every time you pass one they hit the ground face first

I wish to become a football quartback in the NFL

 

[OORAH]

the nfl is dispanded


i wish for a sunny day

 

[FutureDevilDog]

On this sunny day you get badly burned and get skin cancer

I wish for all the video games in the world

 

[Bory]

you can longer move in your house because of all the games

I wish for a Chicken Coop

 

[FutureDevilDog]

You become infected with Bird Flu, Duh! :lol:

I wish for a cure for world hunger.