My plan is to dominate the agricultural and wine markets. Make tons of money selling much needed food and alchoholic beverages. (Germany, france, Spain, England). Then buy as many Abrams as I can while getting oil from the Triple alliance.
Train bikini commandos (all female).
Obviously they have issues deploying to cold places.
We'll sort it out.
Solution found: fat chicks in bikinis.
Fox's land is starting to take over Alaska!!
We MUST establish a foothold. Why is my operation to take eastern Siberia going to slowly? Must be the fat chicks I deployed there.
FINE. We'll send the skinny ones wearing skin tight wet suits. That ought to keep them warm.