Rules for dating a Royal Military Policeman's daughter.

[Delta]

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the QE2. instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like washing my car?

I'm better at changing oil

 

[The Highway Man]

Good luck in changing the oil filter on mine, it's tucked right up behind the engine block, it needs to go on a ramp to reach it.

 

[Delta]

Good luck in changing the oil filter on mine, it's tucked right up behind the engine block, it needs to go on a ramp to reach it.

I probably can.

 

[The Highway Man]

Have fun.

 

[Delta]

Wait Honda is In Britain?

Also I just need to know where the oil filter is, and the oil you use.

Then overcharge you.

 

[Delta]

Highway Man, I feel like you would/have one of these signs outside your house.

 

[The Highway Man]

More like this:

 

[Delta]

I prefer this

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[The Highway Man]

Wait Honda is In Britain?

Also I just need to know where the oil filter is, and the oil you use.

Then overcharge you.

Honda is global!

 

[The Highway Man]

I'd edit your image so you don't get a slap on the legs off the staff.

 

[Delta]

I'd edit your image so you don't get a slap on the legs off the staff.

Fixed it. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[AirborneWings]

Wait Honda is In Britain?

The UK isn’t a third world country !

We have the same manufacturers in this country as you do !

 

[Delta]

The UK isn’t a third world country !

We have the same manufacturers in this country as you do !

I know that

 

[Delta]

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I thought you had a cat.

 

[Delta]

The UK isn’t a third world country !

We have the same manufacturers in this country as you do !

But I've only been to Britain once and I don't bother to look at the cars. Also I prefer Scotland, Love the candy over there.

 

[AirborneWings]

But I've only been to Britain once and I don't bother to look at the cars. Also I prefer Scotland, Love the candy over there.

Good man !

 

[The Highway Man]

I thought you had a cat.

I do, but she's got no teeth, I'll feed you to the neighbour's dogs.

 

[Delta]

I do, but she's got no teeth, I'll feed you to the neighbour's dogs.

I'm a dog whisperer.

 

[The Highway Man]

I've whispered to a few dogs in my time! Normally half cut at the end of the night when the lights came on.

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

The UK isn’t a third world country !

We have the same manufacturers in this country as you do !

North of the Hadrian wall might be.