I hope not! :shock:
I hope you are taking my application for your daughter under consideration, HighwayMan. I don't need your approval; it will be nice to meet her again. We know each other quite well, last time we.....never mind
Christmas is cancelled this year, I'm working right through Christmas and New Year. :crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:
Here's the father in law come to visit!!!!
Think of it this way, Highway Man would be your father-in-law! No one needs that, do they?
I was supposed to be lates 23, 24, 25 off 26, 27, 28. earlies 29,30,31 lates 1, 2, 3. This was fine as it meant I could see the kids opening their presents on Christmas day before going to work, a few days off to relax, off new years eve for a wee few drams. I change teams next week so I'm on earlies 23, 24, 25 lates 26, 27, 28 off 29, 30, 31 earlies 1, 2, 3. So I can't even see the new year in as I'll be in bed cos I'm up at 4 for work.
I'm skinny, I'll be able to fit through the bars, and then wave from the inside at you poor buggers still trying to pick the lock on the window.
I told you, she's a feisty West Cumbrian minx with a temper worse than any man, oh did I mention she's murderously protective of her bairns!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Have some faith in the Frogmans sweet talking abilities my friend. I've honed my skills to near perfection over the years on many wimens of varying ages and nationalities.
Let me try and work my magic. If I can get her eating out of my hand, the sherbets are on me.
Your description is making me picture a pit bull terrier... yikes!:shock:
That's about right - with lipstick.
That's about right - with lipstick.
So you're calling the missus a dog? :shock: Good luck with that! :lol:
Sit! There's a good wifie *pats head* I'm sorry to disappoint all potential boyfriends, a suitable suitor has passed muster and she is engaged to be married. Thanks for all the interest now get off my lawn the lot of you before I get my shotgun and set the hounds on you.
Sit! There's a good wifie *pats head* I'm sorry to disappoint all potential boyfriends, a suitable suitor has passed muster and she is engaged to be married. Thanks for all the interest now get off my lawn the lot of you before I get my shotgun and set the hounds on you.