Tankboy
The Brit Pack
It's an American form, we don't have social security numbers.
We have millions on social security !!!!
Rules for dating a Royal Military Policeman's daughter.
We have millions on social security !!!!
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
The majority in Liverpool?
Froggy
Banned
Nemesis :read:
42RM
Banned
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Mr Highway Man, Sir (please note the polite salutation...)
I must thank you for the upfront information with regards to getting aquan... aquain... aqui... getting your daughter better. I do note that you hold your daughter's honour in high esteem, and would not be wrong to expect the very same kind of high standards from a potential suitor.
I therefore request from you the following-
1. A sample photo of your daughter...
2. Safety Data Sheet.
Thank you...
I must thank you for the upfront information with regards to getting aquan... aquain... aqui... getting your daughter better. I do note that you hold your daughter's honour in high esteem, and would not be wrong to expect the very same kind of high standards from a potential suitor.
I therefore request from you the following-
1. A sample photo of your daughter...
2. Safety Data Sheet.
Thank you...
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Thank you for your request, in reply - 1. I would not sully her good looks by subjecting her to you pack of low down dogs!!! and 2. What do you mean safety data? how very dare you!!! my daughter is as pure as the driven snow - she's never even been kissed by a man!! :horsie
not) :lol: :lol: :lol:
and 2. What do you mean safety data? how very dare you!!! my daughter is as pure as the driven snow - she's never even been kissed by a man!! :horsienot) :lol: :lol: :lol:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Thank you for your request, in reply - 1. I would not sully her good looks by subjecting her to you pack of low down dogs!!!
She's a leggy 20 something blonde is she not?
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
She could be. 
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Thank you for your request, in reply - 1. I would not sully her good looks by subjecting her to you pack of low down dogs!!!
Oooooohhhh... ouch, that hurts!!!! :?
We are not talking about the Virgin MAry, are we...?
The safety data refers to the safe handling of your good daughter, dear Sir (notice the polite addressing...)
Come to think it, I need your SDS, too.... seeing the dad is quick with trigger finger...
She's a leggy 20 something blonde is she not?
Is Mrs F behind you while you are writing this...?
Yossarian
Forum Resistance Leader
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
I hope not! :shock:
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
I hope you are taking my application for your daughter under consideration, Highway Man. I don't need your approval; it will be nice to meet her again. We know each other quite well, last time we.....never mind
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
You must be confusing her with someone else. :biggun::biggun::biggun::horsie::horsie::horsie:
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
No, I don't. She told me her dad is working with picking up road kills. You can view me as your son-in-law, it will be nice to celebrate Christmas with you and your daughter.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Christmas is cancelled this year, I'm working right through Christmas and New Year. :crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Think of it this way, Highway Man would be your father-in-law! No one needs that, do they?
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
Here's the father in law come to visit!!!!
