*corrupt a wish*

You realise Bulldogg is normal and you are the strange one


I wish I could buy the world a coke and teach them how to sing in perfect harmony
 
"I'd like to teach the world to sing...in perfect harmony..." Never gonna happen.

I wish everyone would realize that I am NOT the strange one here.
 
They do and everyone stops posting.

I wish my jokes were understood sometimes instead of simply showing my age.
 
Hey I catch a lot of your jokes. LOL But alas...no one else does and they all think you're older than a fossil.

I wish I wasn't so old. :crybaby:
 
You regress back to being an ovum.


I wish I could clone myself and maintain control over each of the clones.
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! One of you is enough!!!! Really!!!!!! :shock:

I wish creepy people would leave me alone.
 
You were but the topic changed to discussing the sex life of the tiger salamander in the deciduous forests of southeastern Indiana.

I wish I could go home already.
 
They are cut and pasted to an official Pentagon work forum for further discussion among the joint chiefs.


I wish people would stop making unbelievable war movies.
 
Its full of empties.

I wish the bunker had a portal through which one could travel to anywhere is space or time... ie let me pop in and empty that fridge.
 
It gets worse and you die. :(

I wish I didn't have to go to the airport. I hate that place with the fire of a thousand suns!!!
 
Congrats...you just become a stewdress for the airport.

I wish you wish you would be a stewdress for the commerical airline.
 
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