Sevens Forum Dominatrix Nov 22, 2006 #1,662 LOL Yeah thought I should clarify that... Keep on wishing. I wish I could wish for something.
Sevens Forum Dominatrix Nov 22, 2006 #1,666 I'm not me, I'm my evil twin. Or am I the good twin? I can never remember...I'll have to ask my sister again. I wish I could think of something to wish for, then I wish it would come true.
I'm not me, I'm my evil twin. Or am I the good twin? I can never remember...I'll have to ask my sister again. I wish I could think of something to wish for, then I wish it would come true.
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Nov 22, 2006 #1,667 But it wouldnt be your wish it would be the wish of your evil twin. I wish I could eliminate "celebrity news".
But it wouldnt be your wish it would be the wish of your evil twin. I wish I could eliminate "celebrity news".
Sevens Forum Dominatrix Nov 22, 2006 #1,668 Sadly, you can't. Because they're more important than anything else going on in the world, doncha know?... I wish I could skip over the next three days.
Sadly, you can't. Because they're more important than anything else going on in the world, doncha know?... I wish I could skip over the next three days.
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Nov 22, 2006 #1,669 You do, only to discover that you died on the second day in a preventable accident. I wish I could watch my teen-age years on video from someone else's perspective.
You do, only to discover that you died on the second day in a preventable accident. I wish I could watch my teen-age years on video from someone else's perspective.
Sevens Forum Dominatrix Nov 22, 2006 #1,670 You do and realize you were a total goober. I really, really, really, really wish I could go somewhere else till Friday evening.
You do and realize you were a total goober. I really, really, really, really wish I could go somewhere else till Friday evening.
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Nov 22, 2006 #1,671 You go to purgatory and realise Friday will never come now. I know I was a goober. I wish I could understand calculus.
You go to purgatory and realise Friday will never come now. I know I was a goober. I wish I could understand calculus.
F Fox Can you hear me now? Nov 22, 2006 #1,672 You only understand is long division. I wish I couldn't understand calculus.
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Nov 22, 2006 #1,673 You dont and now NASA revokes their job offer. I wish I could elevate the mean intelligence of everyone on the planet.
You dont and now NASA revokes their job offer. I wish I could elevate the mean intelligence of everyone on the planet.
Sevens Forum Dominatrix Nov 22, 2006 #1,674 Don't we all. Oh! I mean you can't. Instead you lower it and everyone is now at a "you have two IQ points and it takes three to grunt" level. I wish my head didn't hurt.
Don't we all. Oh! I mean you can't. Instead you lower it and everyone is now at a "you have two IQ points and it takes three to grunt" level. I wish my head didn't hurt.
F Fox Can you hear me now? Nov 22, 2006 #1,675 It gave you a headache until end of the 2006. I wish I could ride a motorcycle.
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Nov 22, 2006 #1,676 You do but its a rice burner and you get surrounded by hogs. I wish I had a Harley.
Sevens Forum Dominatrix Nov 22, 2006 #1,677 You have a Yamaha. I wish I could hurt my hand so I can't play the piano at Janet's wedding.
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Nov 22, 2006 #1,678 Your hand is chopped off by Janet's fiance who shares her wish. I wish I could stop with the morbid thoughts.
Your hand is chopped off by Janet's fiance who shares her wish. I wish I could stop with the morbid thoughts.
Sevens Forum Dominatrix Nov 22, 2006 #1,679 They get worse. I wish my keyboard wasn't so dusty. Its bugging the crap outta me.
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Nov 22, 2006 #1,680 You clean the keyboard but the numbers and letters come off with the dust. I wish I could be invisible.
You clean the keyboard but the numbers and letters come off with the dust. I wish I could be invisible.
