*corrupt a wish*

Whoops....the recruit thought you are going to join Army.

I wish I would drink my coffee.
 
You have to drink green tea every day for the rest of your life because you didn't finish your coffee. Naughty, naughty!

I wish someone else would do my laundry.
 
Your mama make you to DO IT! (green tea isn't that bad).

I wish I would drink green tea every day.
 
you get a ton of mayo, which you are allergic to.

i wish i didnt have to work on the outside of the house. its too hot here!
 
When you becomes 23...you are out of Marine Corps and became a porn star in public.

I wish I was 21, so, I can drink the beers.
 
You're 12. :D

I wish people would stop setting things on fire so that I can get some real sleep.
 
Sorry, I gave you a wrong ticket. It's a little league champion ticket.

I wish I had some machine guns.
 
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