*corrupt a wish*

[MightyMacbeth]

you end up in the shores of Normany in the 6th of June. D Day has begun.

I wish I had a donkey

 

[Fox]

I killed your jackass by a roadkill accident.

I wish I could be in D-Day.

 

[Sevens]

Its Pearl Harbor for you.

I wish football season would hurry up and get here!!!

 

[Fox]

It is the baseball season TIME!!!!! GO ASTROS!!!!

I wish NFL season is here now. GO COWBOYS!!!

 

[istealfreefood]

its football season, but you only get to watch male figure skating.

i wish i had the new Ferrari 599

 

[Fox]

I dropped 599 bricks to hit your cars from my B-17.

I wish I had a B-17.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

u get one of my wooden planes. Remember them? lol

I wish I really had those wooden planes

 

[istealfreefood]

they burn up on the way there. you just get ashes

i wish i was superman

 

[Sevens]

Hey, Spiderman! Nice to meet you.

I wish it wasn't so darn hot outside!!

 

[Fox]

WELCOME TO HELL!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I wish I want to be in Heaven.

 

[Sevens]

You get to join me in Hell. So sorry!!!!!! But its all good cuz I'm about to take over.

I wish my cat would feed himself so I don't have to get up.

 

[Fox]

Your cat is your dictator. So, feed your cat or cat's loyal guards will force you to get up.

I wish 18 years old can allow to buy the alcohol legally.

 

[Sevens]

Oh bummer!!! You have to be 32 to buy liquor now.

I wish it would rain.

 

[Fox]

Never....So, your place will be like Sahara.

I wish the girl that I'm about to dating isn't busy right now.

 

[Sevens]

She's busy all the time forever now. Poor girl!! LOL

I wish I wasn't so hyper so I could get some sleep.

 

[MaKa9]

Some friends have been slipping you adrenaline pills all day...

Wishes he could go to sleep for a year.

 

[armlesscadet]

he stays awake for the rest of your life following you around and never shuts up

i wish i had a nice cold beer

 

[istealfreefood]

you get a hot, bad American beer instead.

i wish i hadnt had to work so late today.

 

[MaKa9]

Had to work hours on end because he clogged the toilet with his burrito diet..

I wish I could be at home in bed

 

[armlesscadet]

your di deprives you of sleep for weeks

i wish every1 would stop being a :cens: everytime i do something to help myself out in my life its already :cens: up and all im tryin to do is make it :cens: better...ya if you havent noticed im having a bad day i need to have some nice :drink::drink: and then some