*corrupt a wish*

You get $1.00 each months for rest of your LIFE!!!!!

I wish bigcanada813 would get more money than $1.00.
 
Oh congratulations bigcanada813!!! You get a raise to $1.01!!!! Don't spend it all in one place!!!

I wish it was Friday!!!
 
S.H.I.T (No, it's not a bad word. Other way.)

I wish my friend would send me a important message.
 
Your boss just called me that he and I agree you should work for rest of your life! No vacation or day-off.

I wish I had a vacation.
 
Sorry!! My boss has decided that you have to come work with me with no days off or vacation. Welcome aboard!! :D

I really wish it wasn't so darn hot outside!!
 
You have to stay up 24/7 for the rest of the year.

I wish my cat would stop meowing at me.
 
Your dog would barking at you for rest of your life, even if the dog barking at your funeral. (I hope that's not too mean. If it is, sorry)

I wish I had a machine gun.
 
No, it ain't, soldier. We have a duty to do. Hey, did you see something in the forest? OMG!!!! it's BIGFOOT. Quick, get the camera to proof to Government!!! What? You don't have it? Oh, $##& @@@@!

I wish my soldier, Sevens should bring a camera.
 
No camera, but I brought an iPod. At least we'll have music to run to...

I wish I really WAS a soldier. :)
 
You are, a soldier. Let's find and hunt down the Bigfoot.

I wish we would find Bigfoot.
 
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