The Brit Pack in training...

[The Highway Man]

I wouldn't use the bottle, I've got quite a nice choice of bespoke torture implements! :twisted:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

I wouldn't use the bottle, I've got quite a nice choice of bespoke torture implements! :twisted:

I see, you will give him Haggis....

 

[BritinBritain]

Depends on what you count as "convincing" and "Membership Saving".

Just be glad its not your wedding tackle getting shredded.:mrgreen:

I see, you will give him Haggis....

Or play a recording of bag pipes.:twisted:

 

[Capt Frogman]

I wouldn't use the bottle, I've got quite a nice choice of bespoke torture implements! :twisted:

Surely not the **** probe...again? :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

I see, you will give him Haggis....

Is that an euphemism?

 

[Capt Frogman]

Just be glad its not your wedding tackle getting shredded.:mrgreen:

We haven't ruled that out either.... :twisted:

Or play a recording of bag pipes.:twisted:

He doesn't deserve that just yet.... :lol:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

We haven't ruled that out either.... :twisted:



He doesn't deserve that just yet.... :lol:

I can imagine the worst punishment ever; to see Capt Frogman wearing a kilt. But don't worry, Hawky. We can come up with a good counter measure. Don't bring any money and if the Scots are forced to pay for you presence, they will disappear and not bother you :-D

 

[The Highway Man]

CFs coming to get ya Hawky, make sure you've lubed!!!!

 

[The Highway Man]

CF even went to war in his kilt!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

CFs coming to get ya Hawky, make sure you've lubed!!!!

That can't be my arse, it's not hairy enough! :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

CF even went to war in his kilt!!!

Don't knock it until you've tried it!

 

[Capt Frogman]

This, my friends, is the reward for wearing a kilt.

Wimens love kilts! :whip:

 

[The Highway Man]

That can't be my arse, it's not hairy enough! :lol:

Tankie said he waxed when you were comatose on kilt lifters.

 

[The Highway Man]

This, my friends, is the reward for wearing a kilt.

Wimens love kilts! :whip:

Woof Woof!!!

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

This, my friends, is the reward for wearing a kilt.

Wimens love kilts! :whip:

I consider bringing a few guys and visiting the British Isles, Viking style. We have been there before and I am certain the Brits remember our last visit quite well :firedevi::viking:

 

[The Highway Man]

Yeah, we kicked your arse and chased you off our island, our ancient scouse forefathers nicked your oars.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Tankie said he waxed when you were comatose on kilt lifters.

He didn't do much of a job on it!!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Woof Woof!!!

You can look but no touching.

That'll teach you to mock the kilt. :twisted:

 

[The Highway Man]

He was plucking the stragglers - with his teeth!!! :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

I consider bringing a few guys and visiting the British Isles, Viking style. We have been there before and I am certain the Brits remember our last visit quite well :firedevi::viking:

You can keep away from my kilt wearing wimens! :horsie: