>Story Time<

[ironhorseredleg]

and it darted to and fro on its tiny wings like a dragonfly.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

so the little bird wanted to start a new life. So he decided to find him the perfect partner..

 

[FutureDevilDog]

He found a beautiful white dove.

 

[Italian Guy]

But the dove was too big for him, she could barely spot him up in the air

 

[MightyMacbeth]

but he loved her sooo much that he didnt even care

 

[Italian Guy]

But one day his buddy Joey said "Hey Birdie y'know there's actually something you can do: You can workout"

 

[MightyMacbeth]

but the little bird wasnt much into it, he was satisfied with what he got..

 

[Italian Guy]

which was extremely stupid, since some exercise would have helped him get noticed by the dove, but whatever...

 

[Team Infidel]

So instead of working out, the bird found the supply catalog from ACME and

 

[Missileer]

bought him a "Big Bird" suit

 

[MightyMacbeth]

but he couldnt just lie at the dove he loved and look fake...

 

[Rob Henderson]

so he vowed to work harder to get bigger and become worthy of the dove.

 

[FutureDevilDog]

A month later, after working out, he confronts the dove...

 

[MightyMacbeth]

he was still small though. To his surprise, there was a Hawk already showing off

 

[ghost457]

and he decided that he would have to stand up to the hawk so that he could get the dove.....

 

[Rob Henderson]

So he pushed the Hawk out of the tree and it couldnt open its wings in time, so the Hawk died.

 

[FutureDevilDog]

The Dove fell for the little bird and they had several eggs and lived happily ever after

END

New Story:

One day an old man was takin a stroll down the street...

 

[Team Infidel]

when he came upon this young looking woman who he thought he had seen before.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

*Hey buddies, lets create a creative story, not just he pushed the hawk and then died, WTF is that!?!!?


And yes, the old man knew this girl..it was his grand daughter

 

[Missileer]

(Ah! The Hawk was a putz anyway.)

who had left home years before and