>Story Time<

[Whispering Death]

The kid sighted down the wrong side of the gun when he pulled the trigger and let's just say he won't be having an open-casket funeral.

END!

 

[MightyMacbeth]

*the story is about the dog


anyways

so the little dog ran away trying to find a perfect master

 

[FutureDevilDog]

He'd get there quicker if he could run faster...

 

[Springfield]

So he hopped onto a moving bus and got a ride to the beach.

 

[ironhorseredleg]

The little puppy waddled up to Peter who was bummed about losing his brother.

:-D

 

[Springfield]

Peter looked down to see a smiling, little puppy gazing at him.

 

[Whispering Death]

tearing up, he empathised with the puppy. They where both two young creatures alone in the world.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

sp peter and the little dog became best friends, but petter had to name the puppy..

 

[Italian Guy]

So he named it "Puppy", and it would be "Puppy the puppy" (Peter wasn't too creative),

 

[Missileer]

maybe because of that operation on his head that his parents made him get, oh well then,

 

[tomtom22]

Peter and Puppy the puppy walked along the beach until they came upon Paulie the piper who was passionately playing a playful tune on his pipes.

 

[Missileer]

Puppy the puppy howled because the music hurt his ears

 

[Italian Guy]

But Paulie the piper was not the good-hearted person he might look like... In fact he used to carry a gun under his belt and

 

[Missileer]

would have killed Puppy the puppy but Peter got Paulie between the eyes with a throwing star.

 

[Italian Guy]

Peter might not have been too creative naming pets, but HELL he was built

 

[Missileer]

a natural born killer.

 

[ironhorseredleg]

Puppy the puppy pounced upon Paulie the piper's prostrate form, puloined his precious pipes, and proceeded to pee upon them.

 

[Italian Guy]

And the whole town lived happily ever after.

 

[FutureDevilDog]

END

New Story:

There was a little bird in the sky...

 

[Italian Guy]

And when I say little I mean extremely tiny bird