I have a kilt.
I'll shave my legs tonight?
Charming, just charming...
And don't forget the pantyhose, and the luscious lipstick....
And the beer got to be with you, not in you!
Ok, Capt, last thing to do... once, you've done all that, we need a photo of you here, dressed in such a manner. I'll have apanel of judges making a decision= would want to marry the wrong man now, would you... would not want to end up like this...
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