I'm worth $590... yeah!!!!

Kiwi said:
And the rest honey, we could play horsie rides :horsie:
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Awwwwww ... a real farm girl.
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$475...havent peed in the pool either unless I did when I was a baby and dont remember! But I dont reckon that counts. Thats not too bad most of that stuff...just part of a pretty basic college education. :) Its in the manual. ;)
 
$850.50 if I can only claim each thing once, otherwise I can't count that high.

Befor anyone asks, I have never:

Ever had sex at church--$25
Had sex with someone on the internet --$25
Had sex for money--$100
Ever had sex with the a puertorican--$20
Crossed dressed--$10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Been in love with a stripper--$20
Prank called the cops-- $5
Made a nasty home video--$15
Had a threesome--$50
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
Cried during sex--$20
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Spent time in jail --$15
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25 (I always took 'em home ;) )


Not sure if I got the math right as I added it in my head. So whatever the overall total is, take the sum of the above away and that is my score.

P.S. For the record, my best friend is my wife !!
 
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Sevens said:
I guess we're just gonna have to get out and start living it up. LOL
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Who is this 'we' stuff? Got a mouse in yer pocket? I wouldn't go through all that again if I could help it lol. Trust me, once is enough and too much at the same time.
 
Marinerhodes said:
Who is this 'we' stuff? Got a mouse in yer pocket? I wouldn't go through all that again if I could help it lol. Trust me, once is enough and too much at the same time.
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"We" as in those of us who have missed out on so much "living." LOL Although you seem to have done enough for all of us...;):) LOL
 
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