Yessssssssss....., any last words... Scarab...?;-)
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Yessssssssss....., any last words... Scarab...?;-)
You know, thats what Saddam said... and as i recalled, thats what Osama probably would have said, too...
They will find you, and when they do.......... they'll freeze your underwear, hopefully not with you wearing them... hopefully...:salute2:
Ohhh, another thing, the only respond your pharoah girls will say is this- "Kiss my asp!"
Thats the whole trouble here in this matter, my dear Freyja...
When you say that, you don't take it, you dish it out! :twisted:
Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
Glad to hear it! I'd certainly punish you! :whip:
Some Scandinavian girl is gonna have froglegs for dinner...!
ScarabVenom
Active member
Yeah, it seems like you only like those things. One of the funniest threads is this new member who's a girl and all of you guys just started hitting on her at once! Seems like in this forum "we're all single and ready to mingle." Although some of us are not singles but, I'm sure they also want to mingle. :drunkb:
ScarabVenom
Active member
I'll come back with my shield or on it! :sniper:
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
ScarabVenom
Active member
Actually, with my very limited knowledge about Osama, but is it true that Osama was actually a CIA agent?
Freeze my underwear? Nah, it's time to be a true Scotsman and wear a kilt!
ScarabVenom
Active member
Not really. A common thing about pharaoh gals is that if you piss them off, they start throwing you with shoes and toilet flip-flops.
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
You can tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to by looking up his kilt. If he's got a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald. 
ScarabVenom
Active member
Not this cookie, I have a wife and get plenty of strife!
What does strife mean? :sorry:
ScarabVenom
Active member
You can tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to by looking up his kilt. If he's got a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald.
Well..but if that's the only way, I don't want to know....it will be after a long time in hell until I look up on another man's nuts!
The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
It means I get plenty of grief, moaned at, nagged at, and all other things that women are good at!
Tankboy
The Brit Pack
You can tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to by looking up his kilt. If he's got a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald.
Och aye the noo
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
You can tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to by looking up his kilt. If he's got a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald.
How to empty a pub in Scotland:-Open the door and shout, 'ITS YOUR TURN TO BUY THE BEERS JOCK!!!"
Then stand well back or you'll get killed in the rush.:hide:
It means I get plenty of grief, moaned at, nagged at, and all other things that women are good at!
That's why Cockneys call their missus "Trouble and strife." It rhymes with wife.:smil:
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ScarabVenom
Active member
It means I get plenty of grief, moaned at, nagged at, and all other things that women are good at!
Maybe, that's why marriage is considered a bad idea?? What's funny is that people believe marriage is beautiful 24-7 and nothing happens except romance which is so damn stupid. I believe the first few months or first year in marriage can be quite amazing. Then after that, u pray God for a the good old beauty sleep!
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Maybe, that's why marriage is considered a bad idea?? What's funny is that people believe marriage is beautiful 24-7 and nothing happens except romance which is so damn stupid. I believe the first few months or first year in marriage can be quite amazing. Then after that, u pray God for a the good old beauty sleep!
I am not against marriage, but I am for logic. The statistic is roughly; 50% of all marriages will fail. If 50% of all people crossing a street will fail the crossing......so it’s much better to be logical than married