Hello everyone!

[ScarabVenom]

Oh I don't know about that.

Everyone tells me I'm punching above my weight with Mrs F. :lol:

Of course, you don't. You haven't seen the babe! I consider myself 2 years old just because all those years before seeing her are not considered life.

 

[ScarabVenom]

The magic of plastic surgery!

Aye that be true!

 

[ScarabVenom]

Well, it is definitely not Liverpool...

After one of my umrah, I managed to visit the Masjidil Aqsa (Aqsa mosque). Actually, before the Kaabah, this was where the Muslim faced when performing our prayers. And that was some sight to behold- I saw Jews prating at the ?Wailing Wall, Christians making their rounds at or about the vicinity, Muslims praying in the mosque- now, I was thinking to myself, why do we only do it like this here, why not everywhere... everyone so peaceful in their ways and stuff....

I wonder why you keep translating Arabic to English, you know it would be easier for me if it remains Arabic, right? Well...unforuntately, it is not a religion war. When it's time for religion, everyone puts his god and faith in his head, nothing else. Outside of prayers well...you know the deal.

 

[BritinBritain]

I've always had a thing for Carol Vorderman, the thinking man's crumpet, I swear she looks better the older she gets.

Not only does she look quite tasty, she's a clever bugger too. My missus hates her.

 

[ScarabVenom]

Hmm...it seems like I'm the only one without a missus here. Should I consider myself lucky?

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Hmm...it seems like I'm the only one without a missus here. Should I consider myself lucky?

Good question and the answer is; YES!!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Hmm...it seems like I'm the only one without a missus here. Should I consider myself lucky?

Thought you had a woman or have I misread your posts?

You think you're lucky, until the third night of "self pleasure"!!! :lol:

 

[viper2007]

Thought you had a woman or have I misread your posts?

You think you're lucky, until the third night of "self pleasure"!!! :lol:

In Singapore, we called it the "Use your hand campaign"...

 

[ScarabVenom]

Good question and the answer is; YES!!!!

LOL...why does everybody keep saying this, I wonder? And at the same time people who say this keep looking for a missus. It's quite ironic.

 

[ScarabVenom]

Thought you had a woman or have I misread your posts?

You think you're lucky, until the third night of "self pleasure"!!! :lol:

Nah, I believe you did misread. "Ain't no man going to by a cow if he can get the milk for free!" :drunkb:

 

[Capt Frogman]

"Ain't no man going to by a cow if he can get the milk for free!" :drunkb:

I'll drink to that! :cheers:

 

[ScarabVenom]

I'll drink to that! :cheers:

Who won't? We all want milk for free! Low-fat, nice-looking and pure milk! I'd love it if a bottle of milk came up to me saying "drink me, bad boy!" I'd drink every single drop of her!! I mean...it; the bottle.