*corrupt a wish*

[The Other Guy]

you starve to death

I wish I starved to death

 

[philam15]

then wish to never feel hungry :angel:

I wish they hadn't cancelled our games

 

[Fox]

In fact, they kick you out.

I wish I hate you. lol

 

[The Other Guy]

you fall in love with her, but she hates you.

I wish that happened!

 

[philam15]

It happens, but in an angry rage I kill you TOG

I wish I could talk to my boyfriend right now

 

[The Other Guy]

you start talking, and don't stop until you break up with him (about 3 hours)

I wish there were only three members of queen

 

[philam15]

first of all why, and which three?

There is no aids, and all of them found the fountain of youth

I wish Freddie was still alive

 

[The Other Guy]

he is, and he lives in your bed.

I wish I had a life.

 

[philam15]

he is, and he lives in your bed.

there are worse ways to corrupt my wish...

you finally get a life, as a popular actor, get elected president of the US, but then I assasinate you

I wish that people would not discriminate against others

 

[The Other Guy]

they do, mainly against you.

I wish someone would toss a penny of the empire state building.

 

[philam15]

someone does it without telling you and you happen to be standing where it hits...

I wish that stupid rain hadn't cancelled our pool games yesterday...now we have to go straight into double elimination games :-|

 

[The Other Guy]

the two teams you play go on to finish 1 and 2.

I wish I could find what I'm looking for

 

[Fox]

Oh, I'm sorry, dude, I threw it away. I didn't know it was yours.

I wish the grasses doesn't growing up that fast... Stupid rain and sun...

 

[The Other Guy]

it starts raining, but only on your lawn. and continues for 3 years.

i wish global warming wasn't real

 

[Fox]

It's real, because of you.

I wish I would have a girlfriend by now.

 

[istealfreefood]

you do, but she ways 500 pounds, has a mustache and doesnt shower.

I wish my friend was back from China now.

 

[The Other Guy]

your friend is lynched and hung from mao's nose.

I wish i could shower automatically

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

the showers broke

wish this sunburn would stop hurting.

 

[philam15]

I stalk you for the rest of your life, slapping you periodically whenever you have a sunburn

I wish that my little brother wasn't so :cens: stupid and didn't hit me to wake me up

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

your wake up call will forever be a slap from your bro

I wish it wasnt monday