*corrupt a wish*

[philam15]

Atari goes bankrupt, and has to shut down their company

I wish my step-mom would speak to me

 

[The Other Guy]

she does, but she duct tapes your mouth shut.

I wish that WTC was still standing.

 

[philam15]

The Saudis never crashed the planes into them, but they tear them down to build a huge McDonalds

I wish I could have a say in what car Im getting

 

[Fox]

You can't but the lil' clown car.


I wish she would text the message back to me.

 

[The Other Guy]

she texts it... to me.

I wish you were here.

 

[Sevens]

Thank God I'm not.


I wish my weekend wasn't over.

 

[Fox]

It is....already.

I wish I'm not single anymore.

 

[Sevens]

You're single forever.

I wish the guys would go away so I can go to bed!!!

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

The guys are there to stay...

I wish i was home lol

 

[Fox]

You're homeless.

I wish Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama shouldn't running for President of the USA in 2008.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

they are moving next to you.

I wish it was friday

 

[Fox]

Sorry, it's Monday.

I wish I have the permission to "haunting" Hillary Clinton and Obama Barack if they move next to me.

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

no they will be watching your every move...

I wish i was home already

 

[Fox]

You stuck in forest forever.

I wish Clinton and Obama won't move in next to me.

 

[The Other Guy]

They move into your house.

I wish you would stop going on and on about those 2.

 

[Sevens]

He keeps it up forever.


I wish I could think of something clever to wish for.

 

[The Other Guy]

you do, but you end up covered in rabbit hair.

 

[Sevens]

As do you since you failed to make a wish. LOL


I wish my cat would stop shedding all over my stuff!!!!!!

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

Your cat lost all its fur!

I wish I wasnt broke

 

[philam15]

I rob you

I wish I never felt hungry