*corrupt a wish*

You accidently give the baby sugar and the baby stays with you all night long crying and pooping......


I wish it would snow during the football game
 
your Niece eating the cat food, got sick and being sued by your own sister.

I wish I would get a hundred acres land for free.
 
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you get the hundred, the you build a great big ranch, the government comes in and implements IMINENT DOMAIN, tears down your ranch and puts in waist treatment facility.


I wish my headache would go away.
 
You were till you gave all your money to me. :D Oh and dreary means wet, rainy, windy, and just generally depressing. Or that's how I meant it anyway. ;)

I wish someone else would go feed the animals for me.
 
Don't we all? But you have to work every day, all day, with no time off.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
 
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