*corrupt a wish*

[MightyMacbeth]

you grow up

I wish my eyes stop itching

 

[fronzz]

You get dust in your eye and then your eyes fall out.....i hear that really itches


I wish taht i could go to bed forever.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

get ur head out of the gutter young buddy :lol:

I wish I didnt feel dIzZy

 

[fronzz]

You go to sleep and wake up in a world where all they do is play ring around the rosy(VeRy Fast)

I wish i could get an I-Pod.

 

[The Other Guy]

but all you have is a walkman cassette.

I wish I had a large heavy object.

 

[fronzz]

Instead you have a feather

I wish i didnt have to go to bed.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you go to siberia instead

I wish people were sane

 

[Fox]

No, they are insane.

I wish there are smart people.

 

[fronzz]

No...there is ppl like my brother.

I wish the Vikings ewould win today.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

they only conquer your house

I wish my luck would increase

 

[Fox]

No, it's decreasing.. But good luck.

I wish I could be in Florida.

 

[fronzz]

Instead you are shipped off to The yukon in the dead of Winter with no clothes.


I wish i could be in love.

 

[Fox]

You will never in love for......30 years.

I wish I'm rich.

 

[fronzz]

You are a poor, lowest class citizen and always will.


I wish i could have had more pizza to eat.

 

[Fox]

You eat MRE instead of Pizzia.

I wish I could eat something.

 

[The Other Guy]

but you recieve no food or water for 3 days.

I wish I was wallpaper

 

[Fox]

You are but someone burning you up.

I wish I could be a jet fighter pilot

 

[The Other Guy]

instead you are at the recieving end of an A-10's cannon.

i wish I was an A-10

 

[Fox]

You're a warthog.

I wish I was M1A2 Abrams. heh

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you are a girl instead lol

I wish I had a squadron of wooden planes