*corrupt a wish*

[fronzz]

You did it yourself and destroyed your car.


I wish i could get my license(driving)

 

[Fox]

You will get it when you die

I wish Fronzz will not die the day that he get the license.

 

[fronzz]

I cant corrupt that!!!


I wish that my brother would get his license.

 

[The Other Guy]

He has a few drinks on the way to get his lisence, gets there, gets it, and then gets arrested for drunk driving, losing his lisence for 6 months to a year.

I wish I had a loaded B-52.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you have a loaded head of bs

I wish I could have my own yacht that was invinsible

 

[The Other Guy]

instead you have a leaky canoe.

I wish I was the king of the universe.

 

[fronzz]

You are the queen of the universe tho...

I wish i could go home...

 

[Fox]

You stay at Boot camp for 13 weeks. OORAH!

I wish I could go to boot camp.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you ARE a boot lol

I wish people didnt make noise

 

[sunshine]

we all just keep talking and talking and talking
wish i wasnt so darn bad at math lol

 

[The Other Guy]

but you're afraid of knowledge

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

YOu become a mouse

I wish I had a Russian military coat

 

[The Other Guy]

you become a russian military coat, and then are burned to provide heat.

I wish I had bought that Soviet officer's Hat I saw at a gun show last year

 

[fronzz]

Instead you are a soviet military officer and you fight bad so you lose the hat.

I wish i could hve bought a Mosin today.

 

[The Other Guy]

instead, you were shot by one

I wish I lived in Kentucky

 

[fronzz]

Too bad, you live in the Pacific ocean.


I wish i could have eaten out today.

 

[Fox]

You eat MRE instead of out-going.

I wish I could get a M1 Garand.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you get a grand m1

I wish for eternal happiness

 

[The Other Guy]

you go to a hot place... eternally

I wish I had wood glue

 

[fronzz]

You have regular glue instead.

I wish i could have chocolate chip muffins instead of blueberry.