corrupt a wish

Sevens · Aug 11, 2006

Nope. Its the dead of winter where you are.

I wish it was October already so I could get this move over with!!

Fox · Aug 11, 2006

Nope, it will not happen again for you.

I wish I could go to Europe for free.

Team Infidel · Aug 11, 2006

After all the free tickets are offered, you miss out and have to pay double.

I wish today was a good day.

MightyMacbeth · Aug 11, 2006

today never happened for you..

I wish I understood the dimentions of the world

Team Infidel · Aug 11, 2006

Never happen.

Wish I had a six pack of coke.

Fox · Aug 11, 2006

you get water.

I wish I could buy the beer.

Rob Henderson · Aug 12, 2006

You are 99 years old and not able to drink it for fear of hurting your body.

Hmmm...I wish I was better at soccer.

Fox · Aug 12, 2006

You are world's most horrible soccer player.

I wish I could go to Iraq to fight.

Team Infidel · Aug 12, 2006

No you don't.....

I wish the war was over.

Rob Henderson · Aug 12, 2006

It is, and now the world has plunged into total chaos with no world leaders.

Team Infidel · Aug 12, 2006

and your wish?

Rob Henderson · Aug 12, 2006

Sorry...

I wish I had a dog.

Team Infidel · Aug 12, 2006

you get a cat

i wish i had a fish

Rob Henderson · Aug 12, 2006

You get a bird.

I wish I had some Chic-Fil-A

MightyMacbeth · Aug 12, 2006

u get a fish steak

I wish I knew how rice and lemon tasted

Rob Henderson · Aug 12, 2006

You taste it, and get servere food poisoning.

I wish I had my own car.

MightyMacbeth · Aug 12, 2006

you do, but its a toy car

I wish people knew how to cook

Sevens · Aug 13, 2006

Everyone on the planet just forgot how to cook.

I wish I could learn to ice skate.

Team Infidel · Aug 13, 2006

you do, but no more ice you can skate on

wish i had some food right now.

Sevens · Aug 13, 2006

You get a plate of dirt instead. Bon appetite!!!

I wish someone would bring me a Coke so that I don't have to walk to the kitchen...

*corrupt a wish*