*corrupt a wish*

[Team Infidel]

You become a boob

I wish there was money growing off trees.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

instead, boobs grow on trees

I wish I wasnt a boob lol. Oh look at me, I am a boooob, :lol:

 

[Fox]

Nope, you have a boob for rest of your life.

I wish I would have a GF by now.....

 

[Team Infidel]

You will get a BF.

I wish I had a faster computer

 

[fingolfin361]

it crashes really fast too.

i wish that i could make a hundred un-corruptable wishes.

 

[Team Infidel]

and they would all be corrupted just when you think they are uncorrupted.

I wish I could win a poker tournament.

 

[Fox]

you got fold instead.

I wish I could be richer than Bill Gates

 

[fingolfin361]

Bill Gates gets sued out of all his money.

I wish i were having sex right now.

 

[Fox]

You are virgin for rest of your life.

I wish I had a bigger house.

 

[Sevens]

You live in a one room shack.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.

 

[Fox]

Nope, tomorrow is thursday.

I wish it is friday.

 

[Team Infidel]

You will wake up and it is Monday

Wish it wasn't so hot.

 

[The Cooler King]

It's freezing. Then none of the crops grow. Then they'll have nothing to feed the animals and we'll have nothing to eat.

I wish I could play baseball all year round.

 

[Team Infidel]

Everytime you go outside to play, it rains.


I wish class was over.

 

[Fox]

You stay in class with your old teachers back in high school.

I wish I could go to college ASAP.

 

[Navy Boy]

You don't you go to hell.
I wish there was only one class at school and that class would be NJROTC.

 

[Fox]

Nope you gets 8 classes or more.

I wish I had a M1 Garand.

 

[Team Infidel]

You get a squirt gun

Wish i had a squirt gun

 

[Fox]

You do but no water for you.

I wish I could go to swim everyday.

 

[Rob Henderson]

You head to the pool and it has been drained for a skatepark.




I wish I had summer back again.