*corrupt a wish*

[Intoxicated_Ant]

The teachers bring some bullets with them, but take your gun off you.

I wish i had an icecream

 

[armlesscadet]

it melted

i wish i had my guns back

 

[Intoxicated_Ant]

They where melted down

I wish i owned my own country.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you own ur own bed

I wish I had a time machine

 

[Fox]

Sorry, man. It's mine.

I wish I have a time machine. So, I can back to World War 2 to become veteran.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

u die and never come back

I wish I were a daimyo

 

[Fox]

Sorry, you are Tojo.

I wish I am General MacArthur.

 

[Intoxicated_Ant]

You are Shania Twain

I wish i owned the play boy mansion

 

[armlesscadet]

pay up the taxes and the mansion so thatd be like a couple mill

i wish i was dead

 

[MightyMacbeth]

sorry but u end up being Hilary duff

I wish I had a stallion

 

[armlesscadet]

you end up with a stallion leg

i still wish i was dead

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you end up being my stallion 8)

I wish for a wish than made a wish that made my previous prevoius wish wish the futur wish but the wish just cound wish because it had to go to a funeral.

 

[armlesscadet]

what? well wutever it was its the opposite now

KILL ME DANGIT!

 

[The Cooler King]

Whoa there cadet, what's up with all the posts about your death wish?

 

[MightyMacbeth]

whatever u wish will be opposite now 8)

I wish I had a shexy hawt suga massaging me

 

[armlesscadet]

its a japanese sumo wrestler
(bad day, just seriously messed up, things are just getting worst, so forth)

i want some beer

 

[MightyMacbeth]

you get a bear

I wish that Lindsay Lohan is *forget about it, ur still a kid *

I wish that I .. had that girl in my nightmare come again.

 

[armlesscadet]

what one the one where the hot girl changes nto that ugly guy and you are doin the naughty naughty dance or that other realy gross one

I wish i had some vodka since my beer keeps changing into bears

 

[MightyMacbeth]

u get a russian dictator 8)

I wish the cooler king had a wish

 

[The Cooler King]

I gave it away to my good pal Mighty.

I wish I had more wishes...