*corrupt a wish*

I wish Fox's team didn't think I'm a good dinner for hungry insect out there. It's really a shame they make me the dinner (almost) and don't serve it, but rather run away. I guess Fox's guys were never good with kitchen, let alone serving the guests.
 
You marry your ex and have to live with her till the end of your days naging you non stop!

I wish i had a nice cold beer right now.
 
forget u i married the most anoyin person becuz of you...heres a steaming hot beer though...i'll take the cold ones i'll need them

i wish i had sum food
 
You have no food because you are in Ghetto.

I wish I could guard for President of the USA.
 
I just finished talking to the President, he said he hates you and he wants me to guard him, though as a consolation prize here's my steaming hot beer.

I wish i had shirt with a comical slogan written on it.
 
oops you wanted to kill him im sorry i accidently killed him 5 mins ago...ok it wasnt an accident

i wish i didnt live in the ghetto no more so i could eat
 
Because you killed Bin Laden you get some bounty money, you use it to buy a nice big house full of play boy bunnies, you open the door and walk inside to realise they are SHEMALE PLAY BOY BUNNIES! You get to eat dinner with them naked.

I wish i was a master of laying the moves on the ladys ;)
 
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