Answer a Question with a Question

[bulldogg]

Do you mean the Ikea store near my office?

 

[Ted]

I don't know.... but do they have cows at the IKEA's in Sweden?

 

[bulldogg]

Have you not seen the cows in IKEA in China?

 

[sunb!]

Aren't they rather small?

 

[bulldogg]

You haven't viewed them fom behind have you?

 

[sunb!]

Is that the perfect view?

 

[Rob Henderson]

Who would know?




(unless your into that sort of thing.)

 

[bulldogg]

Did you know cows speak cantonese?

 

[Fox]

What?

 

[Rob Henderson]

REALLY? Cows speak cantonese?

 

[Fox]

If it does, can we put that cow into Guinness: world record 2007?

 

[sunb!]

Who on earth would put a cow in a good pint of Guinness?

 

[Ted]

I reckon them English would love it, regarding their native women, wouldn´t they?

 

[Rob Henderson]

Why would English women like it?

 

[bulldogg]

Why would they not like it?

 

[Rob Henderson]

Well, he did infer putting a cow into beer did he not?

 

[bulldogg]

Have you seen many English women??

 

[Fox]

Why should I? Am I supposed to seen many English girls?

 

[Rob Henderson]

Being from the US, I must ask why am I assumed to have seen many English women?

 

[bulldogg]

Do you know the difference between an assumption and a question?