A Thread about... NOTHING!

It's difficult to date a hot Jehovah's Witness chick.

It recently has been happened to me, unfortunately.
 
Indeed, those door-to-door are annoying. I might have to dress like a muslim guy and yell "Akbar Allah" if they ever come and knock my door.
 
i want the jovies to come round here...


I'll just be all "come in, come in"

*blaring heavy metal out"

so, i heard you guys worship satan? where do i sign up?
 
Don't pull off the Allahu Akbar thing man. They're gonna call the SWAT team. They don't approve of violence if they have to do it but they're gonna call someone else to do it for them without batting an eye lid!
 
don't do allahu akbar, no way.


what if there's one of them extremists walking down the street just as you say it? they might:
a) use your house as a temple
or
b) blow your house up
 
Or, my personal favorite, say "I'll listen to you about you god, but then you have to listen about mine. And my god is Satan."
 
How about repelling from the roof in full uniform and a tactical vest, and one man popping up from the bushes, yelling "Get on the ground"?
 
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